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The Art of Eating Pussy: Part 2

Article by Pierce

Welcome back to my new series, The Art of Eating Pussy! Today Pierce will share his favorite cunnilingus tips & techniques with you experienced muff-divers and amateur pussy-lovers alike.

Do you want your woman to be thinking about her to-do list while you’re attempting to bring her off with your mouth? Or do you want her to be groaning, shaking and churning on the bed? Listen to me and if you do, she’ll be ordering you to mash your hand over her mouth as she cums so the neighbors won’t think you’re killing her. Enjoy Part 2 of my series and let the pussy-feasting commence!

If you missed it, click here to read Part 1.

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Alphabetize That Pussy?

I once had a conversation with a friend of mine about eating pussy. Actually, we were arguing over who is more skilled. He told me about an interesting and creative technique that he tends to utilize from time to time. The technique goes a little something like this: try tracing the alphabet (from A to Z, obviously) over her clit with your tongue. I have tried this technique. Although creative, “alphabetizing” her pussy is only good for working her up, not making her cum. Why? Because the movements of your tongue are just too erratic. Unless she is super sensitive and some girls are, she will not cum from this. If you want to warm her up quickly before sex, then by all means go for it because that’s all this technique is going to do for her; warm her up. Again, most women need a relentless and constant sensation on their clit to orgasm from oral sex.

Location, Location, Location

Guys, you still with me? Good, because not talking about real estate here. If you want to be the Lord of Labia, then what you have to realize is that location plays a big part of bringing her off. Generally, the only time you should be focusing continuously on one spot is right before she is about to cum and that spot should be her clit. Now, as she’s getting close, do your best not to move your head. A lot of women need a specific and constant sensation to cum. Keep hitting that spot. When you feel her getting close, intensify your movements (i.e. flick your tongue faster, throw a little finger-banging into the mix, etc.). It may feel like your tongue is going to fall out of your face (until you’ve built the aforementioned muscle up well) but don’t break the rhythm! Some women hate having attention brought to their anus, but, if your girl is NOT one of those women then I would suggest massaging her asshole gently with your thumb or forefinger as your flicking your tongue back and forth over her clit. If she is the type of girl that is uncomfortable with such techniques then remain in the Northern Hemisphere (or southern depending on how she is positioned). AND… if she’s telling you not to stop, which may sound something like, “Ohh my god don’t stop!!! Don’t fucking stop!!!” Then do you really need me to tell you not to fucking stop?! Good. Yes. Now we’re learning! Remember, your tongue is a muscle and muscles can be strengthened. I’m not going to sit here and tell you to do tongue-presses or anything like that. The best work-out is practice. Trust me, I doubt she’ll mind all that much and will probably want to return the favor.

American Pie and the “Tongue Tornado”

So we’ve all seen American Pie, right? Then you know what I’m talking about when I mention the “tongue-tornado.” Yes, yes…the part when Tara Reid is having a seizure on the bed. Now, forget what you’ve heard about the tongue tornado. It’s bullshit. Why? I’m gonna tell you…

Being that they don’t elaborate too much on the actual technique of this term in the movie, we can all utilize our ability of common sense (well most of us anyway) and deduce that it means swirling your tongue rapidly in a circular motion around your woman's “area,” right? Whether the “tongue tornado” is meant to stimulate by either tonguing the entrance to her vagina or her clit, is unknown. So let’s break it down just a little bit…

If you’re attempting to insert your tongue inside her pussy and swirl it around, good luck getting her off. Unless your tongue is a high-powered fan, I’m afraid it won’t work. For all you beginners out there… a woman needs clitoral stimulation to cum just as much as, if not more, than penetration. And if you’re attempting to “tongue-tornado” her clit, remember, your tongue is moving in a circle. Hence, your tongue will most likely avoid the center of her clit and trace the circle around the outer portion of it. Being that I don’t have a vagina, I am just presuming that this technique would just be a tease. Guys, how would you feel if your girl just kept licking your shaft and head but never put your cock in her mouth? That’s not nice. My advice: Don’t set up camp at her hole. She will get bored. Honestly, the only time you should even be near her love-tunnel while you’re eating her out is either to tongue-fuck her (I suggest rubbing her clit in small circles at the same time while doing this) or to insert a finger or two (you should be licking away at her clit while doing this). My advice is to never, EVER avert your attention from her clit until she is pushing your head away due to intense sensitivity after her orgasm or because she can't wait to fuck you.

WAIT…Dudes Can Blow Too?

Hell Yeah! And blow…LITERALLY. Be sure that she is nice and wet at this point, especially over her clit. A good, long swipe of your tongue should do just fine. Now, position your thumb and forefinger on each side of her clit and pull upwards gently to expose it. Cool air? Hot air? Well, you have a choice because you can do both. Try pursing your lips as if about to whistle. Now blow a stream of air at her clit, keeping your lips pursed tightly. The air will feel nice and cool on her clit. Now open your mouth slightly and sigh a long, deep breath over her clit (as if you are checking the scent of your breath on your palm). This will allow your hot breath to invade her crotch. Alternate the two. I have found that the constant temperature change is very effective.

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Her Position for The Lickin'

When I’m going down on my girl, I like to position her one of two ways. The most common way to position your woman when giving her oral is obviously on her back. I LOVE spreading a woman’s legs and seeing her opened up. I have two positions of choice and can’t decide which I like more, though: seeing a woman on her back with her legs spread or seeing her on her hands and knees, back arched and slightly craning her neck around to gaze at me, hair cascading down her back. DAMN!

So you can get her on her back and guide those sexy legs apart. I love kissing and licking my way down her legs. Try dragging your tongue sensually down her leg, starting from her ankle and ending at the supple flesh that is the inside of her thigh. Nibble at her a little bit. Bite the inside of her thigh playfully. Dudes, I know that by this time you’re probably worked up like an animal but don’t take a fucking chunk out of her! Just nibble lightly. Try this: running your tongue from her upper thigh, across her pussy (which should be leaking by now) and over to her other thigh. Now go back to her other thigh but this time slip your tongue across her crotch, make sure to drag it right over her clit. Do it again. Now go across her moistened opening. Keep doing it because it’s going to drive her nuts!

Now, I’m going to attempt to explain my favorite technique to you guys. This takes practice but you’ll get it…

I like to slip my hand around one of her splayed thighs and use two fingers to pull the skin above her clit gently back. This will undoubtedly expose her clit and will probably be more pleasurable for her. Position your mouth over her clit and, using your lips, create a vacuum over the top half of her pussy, which includes her clit. To create the “vacuum,” close your lips around her clit and suck inwards. This will hold pressure on her clit. Now, lock her clit in place by CAREFULLY and GENTLY positioning it between your teeth. I can’t stress the words CAREFULLY and GENTLY enough. You should not be biting down but just holding her clit in place. Guys, have you ever gotten head from a girl who doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing? Yeah…scrape city. And remember, her clit is even more sensitive than your cock! So once you have her “locked in” re-initiate the pressure “vacuum” by again sucking inwards. The suction alone will keep her flesh lodged tightly in your mouth. This is the important part. Once the “vacuum” is in place and you have your teeth positioned GENTLY around her clit, use your tongue to flick back and forth over it. It’s going to take practice. Not only will this cause intense pleasure for her but it should definitely make her cum.

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Kink It Up When You're Going Down

I LOVE getting kinky and aggressive during sex & foreplay. Perhaps you’ll find that the following will spice up any sexy session.

Spit: Guys, do you love when a girl is sucking your cock like a wild slut? I do. I also love that moment when she slips my cock from her mouth, admires it with glazed, lust-ridden eyes and spits over my head to the point where it’s running down my shaft. I find that one of the sexiest things your woman could do is act like a total slut for you and only you. So what do I do, you ask?? I’m a fucking slut right back! When you’re going down on your girl, try spitting on her pussy. It’s kinky, it’s hot and dirty; just the way sex SHOULD be! Whenever I take a short break from licking her clit, only to spit on it, I’m always rewarded with a sexy little whine that gets me harder than Chinese algebra.

Eye Contact: I love when my girl is staring into my eyes as she devours my cock. So I do the same thing. Try keeping your eyes locked on her. When my girl notices that I’m staring into her eyes as I proceed to make her cum, she seems to get off on it more. Dudes, if your girl tells you that have you beautiful eyes then make sure that they are locked on hers as you devour her. This brings a steamy sense of intimacy into the act and makes it more intense for both parties.

Vocalize: So when your girl sucks on your cock is she vocal with you? I love when a girl is constantly vocal during sex and oral sex. A woman can give amazing head but if she slips her lips off the crown of your head, looks into your eyes and says something brief like, “Your cock tastes so good” or “I love sucking your big dick” or “does it feel good in my throat?” etc. then WOW does that make it better! Be the same way with her. I love telling her how good her pussy tastes or telling her how I can’t wait to “make this little pussy cum,” and other aurally stimulating words. Be creative. Figure it out. But stay engaged.

I hope my tips can help you make any woman cum with ease. Bon appetit!

Pierce

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