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Top 10 X-Rated Drinks (With Recipes!)

Don't drink and drive! Have drunken sex in the back of a cab instead.

10. Citron My Face

2 parts Absolut Citron vodka, 1 pt. Grand Marnier, 1 pt. sour mix, splash of lemon-lime soda. Serve in a martini glass.

9. Creamy Pussy

1 oz Bailey’s® Irish cream, 1 oz Tequila Rose® strawberry cream liqueur

8. Passed Out Naked on the Bathroom Floor

1 ounce Bacardi 151 Proof Rum, 1 ounce Cuervo Gold Tequila, 1 ounce Jagermeister liqueur, 1 ounce Rumple Minze liqueur - Combine Ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a Rocks glass.

7. Finger Me Real Good

.75 oz. each of Crown Royal Bourbon, Bailey's Irish Cream and Butterscotch Schnapps. Chill and strain into shot glass.

6. Donkey Semen

1 1/2 oz. Malibu, 2 oz. Sour mix, 2 oz. Soda water

5. Dirty Whore's Bath Water

3/4 oz. Smirnoff Vodka, 1/4 oz. Apple Pucker, 1 tsp. Lemonade Mix

4. Cock Sucking Cowboy

Two parts butterscotch Schnapps, one part Baileys.

3. Liquid Viagra

1 shot Jagermeister® herbal liqueur, 1/3 can Red Bull® energy drink

2. Slow Comfortable Screw Against A Wall

1 oz. each of Galliano, Sloe Gin, Southern Comfort and Vodka, 1 fill orange juice

1. Suck Bang and Blow

1 oz Jacquin's® orange flavored gin, 1 oz Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur, 2 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps, 1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur, 3 oz Jose Cuervo® Especial gold tequila, 1 oz Hpnotiq® liqueur, 1 oz Smirnoff® vodka, 1 oz Absolut® Citron vodka, 1 oz Aristocrat® triple sec, 1 peeled, whole lime, 5 oz strawberry daiquiri mix, 2 cups cranberry juice, 1 cup sugar (makes a little over 5 cups of drinks)

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